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Friday, May 7, 2010

Shiny Objects Act: 1/3 of the Way There!

The Shiny Objects Act, 38RZ3, states in part:

WHEREAS it is in keeping with the dignities of office that holders of those offices possess items signatory of their position, marking them with the dignity and power therein, and ...
WHEREAS some of our most important offices have no such item associated with them, entirely out of keeping with their status and dignity, and ...

WHEREAS the office of Secretary of State is responsible for the sacred task of safeguarding democracy itself within Talossa, certifying and carrying out general elections and legislative action, and this office is so important yet so difficult that it is not at all envied, and ...

THEREFORE be it here established that the office of Seneschal, Secretary of State, and Chief Justice shall henceforth be symbolized by totem items of rank. These items will be provided as speedily as possible by the government, with care for their quality and the economics of the matter. Designs and the nature of the items are the responsibility of the government, through whatever channels it deems appropriate.

1. The Seneschal shall wear a chain of office of sufficient ostentation as befits the leader of Talossa, representing the burden of being shackled to the nation's welfare.

2. The Secretary of State shall wield a stamp embossed with the logo of his office, being both an effective and appropriate totem that can be used henceforth.

3. The Chief Justice shall bear a silver-haired wig of reasonable quality, indicating a traditional role as a judge and the flowing locks of Lady Justice herself.

Each bearer of these items shall be required, if they lose their office, to mail them to the King within two weeks, from whom the items shall be passed on to the next holder of the office.


In keeping with this direction, and with the promise of real and immediate activity this term, this Government has ordered a stamp embossed with the seal of the Secretary of State. It should reach him within nine or ten days, and shall be indicative of his office. I thought it only proper to first honour one of the hardest-working and longest-suffering citizens and officials, our Secretary of State Mick Preston.



Alexander Davis
Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan