We JOHN by the Grace of God King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk, do hereby appoint our well-beloved S:reu Glüc da Dhi to serve as Seneschal of the Kingdom of Talossa, his term in office to begin immediately. We are confident of S:reu da Dhi's loyalty to the nation, and of his ability both to fulfill the obligations intendant upon Our First Minister and to command the confidence of the 46th Cosa.
We extend our thanks to S:reu da Dhi for agreeing to serve Our Kingdom in this new capacity, and also to the leaders of the four Parties represented in the 46th Cosa for their assistance in Our deliberations regarding this appointment.
Done under Our hand Royal at Our palace at the city of Centennial in Colorado, this 24th day of January being the Feast of St Timohty Bishop of Ephesus in the year of salvation 2014, of the independence of Talossa the 34th, and of Our reign the seventh.
— John Regeu
