November Announcement from SoS

Éu volt qe toct säpadra doua cosas:

Cosa Prüma: El Clark da Noemvar serà la respunçivalità del Secretar Deputat d'Estat, S:r Éovart Grischun.

Cosa Secund: El Secretar d'Estat requesta qe el Seneschal zesclaradra qe Zecemvar serà 'n mes da spaßetxada, com'usual, parç qe muiteux da noschtri Erteiers fuliensen adreßarhent els exameux, las paratüras per las feschtas, els evints famiglheschti, voiatxen, e.s.p.

S:reu Iustì Canun, UrN
Secretar d'Estat.

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I want everyone two know two things:

Thing One: The November Clark will be the responsibility of the Deputy Secretary of State, S:r Éovart Grischun.

Thing Two: The Secretary of State requests that the Seneschal declare December a month of recess, as usual, because many of our fellow Talossans will be dealing with exams, holiday preparations, family events, trips, etc.

MinStuff Appointment: Litz Cjantscheir

The Office of the Prime Minister
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L'Óifisch del Seneschal

Appointment of an Even Newer Minister of Stuff
I have reluctantly accepted the resignation of Danihel Teziun as Minister of Stuff, whose lame claim is that having a new Dandelion seems to mean he has no time anymore. Sheesh. I have two kids. Heck, our King has something like eight. 

But anyway, S:r Teziun will be transferring his knowledge to his successor.

This post in the Cabinet being vacant, I, Ma la Mha, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan, with all duly vested authority and stuff, hereby recommend that His Majesty the King do appoint:

Dame Litz Cjantscheir, UrN to the position of Minister of Stuff

Minister Cjantscheir is welcomed to office, and comes with the enthusiasm necessary for the job. She has informed me that she will be getting a team together that will indeed take the Website project from here to completion.

Baron Hooligan Count of Florencia (sigh)
Seneschal

Immigration Achievement Reward: Pôl d'Aurìbuérg

The Office of the Minister of Immigration
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L'Óifisch del Ministreu d’Inmigraziun

Immigration Achievement Award Announcement


My Fellow Talossans,

The Ministry of Immigration has always strived to the culture and spirit of upbringing incoming Citizens into a nation dedicated to the idea of fun, culture, and excellence beyond all others. The belief that Talossans hold such values so dearly, that they wish to share that spirit with Prospectives, is one that shows pure dedication and loyalty to the nation. Today, we celebrate the dedication of one such Talossan, who has given up much of his time to the successful upbringing of prospective citizens, and through his guidance and support, has become full citizens of the kingdom.

Pôl d'Aurìbuérg has shown the dedication and support a prospective citizen needs to become a full citizen. When Pol was a prospective not too long ago, Flip Molinar was his TALOSSAssistant, and in September 2011, Pol became a citizen of our great Kingdom.

Pol has decided that helping incoming citizens is a must and is always willing to step up to be somebody’s TALOSSAssistant. And currently during my short term in office already, Pol has helped several Citizens.

When asked, “What do you like best about helping prospective citizens in their journey to citizenship?” Pol’s answer was, “I like seeing them all excited to bring some ideas and meeting different people. It really helps our growing nation.”

As I know those of who who are still reading are probably falling asleep. So, without further ado, In accordance to the requirements set down by the Minister of Immigration, It is with great pleasure to announce to the Kingdom, that Pôl d'Aurìbuérg has Officially received the Immigration Achievement Award, for helping a total of 5 Prospective citizens gain full citizenship. We thank you for your continued Support.


Signed by the hand of the Minister of Immigration this 23rd day of September, in the year of the common era 2012, in the 6th year of the reign of our gracious sovereign King John, and of the independence of Talossa the 33rd.

Appointment of MinStuff: Danihel Teziun

The Office of the Prime Minister
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L'Óifisch del Seneschal

Appointment of a New Minister of Stuff
With sympathy and sadness, I accepted the resignation this morning of Stéafan d'Unmortadel as Minister of Stuff, and offered on behalf of the nation its grateful thanks for his service. S:r d'Unmortadel tendered this resignation due to a tragic death of a family member, and his own feeling that this tragedy will, understandably, render him unable to dedicate himself to his position as a minister of the government for the near-term future.

To S:r d'Unmortadel, who is himself still recovering from surgery, go the thoughts, wishes, and prayers of his nation through this time of grief and shock. I have assured our friend that we, his fellow-citizens, are here for him and will be here waiting his return to active Talossan life once he has gone through the trials of his current circumstances.

This post in the Cabinet being vacant, I, Ma la Mha, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan, with all duly vested authority and stuff, hereby recommend that His Majesty the King do appoint:

Danihel Teziun to the position of Minister of Stuff

S:r Teziun's current position as Chief of the Bureau of SPAM, is left vacant, but I am informed that it will be filled by a new Head Spammajamma within a couple of weeks.

Minister Teziun is welcomed (back) to office, and comes with the enthusiasm necessary for the job. The important work of the Ministry of STUFF, especially as regards the creation and population of the new Web presence for the Kingdom and the expansion of its social networking tentacles, will proceed with as little delay as possible.

Baron Hooligan
Seneschal

PD: Michael Pope Citizenship

The Office of the Prime Minister
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L'Óifisch del Seneschal

The Row Your Boat Ashore Dictate
WHEREAS no score and fourteen years ago, came forth to this nation a new personality, conceived in Talossanity and dedicated to the proposition that Talossans are created cooler, and

WHEREAS, then we were engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that Talossanity or any Talossan so conceived and so dedicated could long endure, and

WHEREAS that's about as far as I can take this strange allusion to the Gettysburg Address, when you would think I would have been mucking with quotes from "Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore" and mixing in some "Hallelujiah"s with the "Whereas"s, but hey, even I don't know how my mind works sometimes, and apparently between writing the title and the first "Whereas" I forgot what I was doing, and

WHEREAS the point is that the Talossanity within this personality so conceived did indeed long endure, through renunciation in the face of tyrrany, through life as a different part of the Talossan culture, and then through a number of years away, concentrating on important non-Talossan (seems like an oxymoron, I know) matters, and

WHEREAS this personality has requested of my office the restoration of his lapsed citizenship, restoring to him on the records what was never apart from him in fact, so now

THEREFORE, I, Ma la Mha, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan, with all duly vested authority and stuff, do hereby and forthwith declare the following Prime Dictate, beseeching his Majesty the King to grant royal assent with all due celerity that it might become law:

• His having fulfilled the requirements of law, the Talossan citizenship of Michael Pope is hereby restored in full, and is dated, as is custom, tradition, and right, to its original date of 21 May 1998.
• In accordance with the wishes and request of the said citizen Pope, the Secretary of State is instructed to transfer the provincial assignment of S:reu Pope from Maritiimi-Maxhestic to Fiova.

Done under my hand and seal, as from Kenwood House, on this the 29th day of August in the year 2012, in the 6th year of the reign of our gracious sovereign John, and the 33rd year of the independence of the Kingdom of Talossa.

Hallelujiah, and prima capiam pocula!

Baron Hooligan
Seneschal

Approval of Guest: Michael Pope

The Office of the Prime Minister
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L'Óifisch del Seneschal

Approval of a Wittenberg Guest
This morning, His Majesty the King forwarded me an email he received from the 24th Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Talossa, a man who served in that office longer than any other, leading the government during six consecutive Cosas, and for over three years.

My famed and esteemed predecessor has requested, and I have (with unspeakable joy) granted, the permission required by 35RZ2, The Wittenberg is for Talossans Act, to be a guest here on Wittenberg.

It is with incredible pleasure that I am able to re-introduce to these pages the great former Talossan (and yes, I have already begun the begging process to convince him to re-embrace his Talossanity by reclaiming his lapsed citizenship)....
Michael Pope!!!
And a very Happy Monarchy Day to us all!

Hooligan

Appointment of Ambassador-General for Asia: Béneditsch Ardpresteir

The Office of the Foreign Affairs Minister
L’Óifisch del Ministreu dels Afaes Utpätseschti

I am pleased to announce the elevation of Béneditsch Ardpresteir as Ambassador-General of Asia. 


Please join me in congratulating S:reu Ardpresteir as we envision the advancement of our great and noble Kingdom.